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    Bush running mate

    Bush and His Running Mate

    Now that it seems almost a certainty that George W. Bush will become the Republican nominee for President, attention will soon focus upon whom Governor Bush will pick for his Vice Presidential running mate. It is rumored that one of the names on the 'short list' currently being floated in upper level Republican circles is former Vice President, Dan Quayle.

    For many, there seems to be some very sound reasoning for picking Quayle. As was pointed out by one senior official who wished not be identified, Quayle "already knows how to do the job, will contribute gaffes that will deflect attention away from Bush's own, and in a cost saving side benefit will help the party minimize printing costs for new 'Bush-Quayle' posters and bumper stickers (since they can use the leftovers from the 1988 and 1992 campaigns).

    Apparently, part of the overall strategy is the targeting of a key demographic group that has been virtually ignored in previous presidential campaigns: Senile and confused voters. One recent survey puts the 'senile and confused' at approximately 3.8% of the voting population. The hope is that this group will mistakenly believe that this is the same Bush-Quayle ticket they voted for in 1988 and 1992 and will once again cast their votes for another, albeit different, Bush-Quayle ticket. The dilemma facing Republican strategists however is determining how best to mount an effective campaign that will get out the 'senile and confused' vote. One strategist sighed, "They're a hard group to reach, let alone give instructions to."

    Additionally, word has it that the former Vice President is undertaking some unique preparations for another run at the Vice Presidency. Included in his training regimen is a comprehensive reading of Websters Dictionary cover to cover as well as listening to the popular vocabulary-building program on cassette tapes, "Verbal Advantage."

    For many, the inclusion of former Vice President Quayle on the ticket will spell 'opportunitee'. When one reporter asked Quayle "what do you think about running on a ticket with a Bush again," the former Vice President expressed that he was "clearly delighted" about it. However, Quayle did seem somewhat puzzled and perplexed as to why Bush has now added a "W" to his name when he didn't seem to use one before.

    President precedent

    Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*


    Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?"

    Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I'd do it all again."


    Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear

    - "I do solemonemoney swear..."

    - that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States

    - "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..."

    - and will to the best of my ability

    - "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..."

    - preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

    - "... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um ... of America."

    - So help me God.

    - "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"

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