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    Remember during wars

    Things to Remember During a War

    1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.

    2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

    3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.

    4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.

    5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.

    6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.

    7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.

    8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.

    9. You are not Tom Cruise.

    10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.

    11. If you aren't sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.

    12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.

    13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.

    14. Smart bombs have bad days too.

    15. The best defense is to stay out of range.

    16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.

    Soldier stands guard

    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

    The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

    "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

    The general said, "Drive on!"

    The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

    The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

    The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

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