Jokes: Funny Answering Machine Messages

Fun with the family

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.

2: (Background:) What are you doing?

1: I'm recording an answering machine message.

2: But we're here right now.

1: But we might not be here later.

2: Oh. (To phone:) Leave a message.

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":

We're not here now,

We're not here now,

Don't hang up,

Don't hang up,

Leave your name and number,

Leave your name and number,

We'll call back,

We'll call back.

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