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    Spelling checker

    Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rarely ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect in it's weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew.

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    Quips & quotes

    Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

    A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

    Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

    A: Subordinate clauses!

    Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

    A: A dependent Claus.

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