Business funny Jokes

It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

It's always the wrong time of the month.

It's better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

It's Good Enough For Government Work.

It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous!

It's Not My Job!

It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.

It's out of my control.

Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do.

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