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    Two angry neighbors

    Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

    So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

    Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

    'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly

    Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo

    1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.

    2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.

    3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.

    4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.

    5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.

    6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.

    7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.

    8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.

    9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.

    10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!

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