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Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A happy pit bull. Q: Why is a tree like a dog? A: Because they both lose their bark when they die. Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker? A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler! Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops? A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? A: Elephino. Question and answer animal jokes
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