Yo Mama funny Jokes

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! Next page