Yo Mama funny Jokes

Yo mama's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.

Yo mama's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.

Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.

Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.

Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade! Next page