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Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.

Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.

Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"

Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Doritos.

Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant. Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo mama so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What 'cha doing'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mamma so poor the roaches moved out.

Yo mamma so poor when the floor fell through she said "There goes are dinner table".

Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.

Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.

Yo momma so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "Who turned off the heat".

Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a beggar then she took his money and said thanks.

Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!

Your mama's so poor, I was in her house and I blew out a candle, she said "Why did you turn off the heater"?

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard.

Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her doing head spins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.

Yo mama's so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"

Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line.

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Ain't you ever seen a mobile home?"

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

Yo mama's so poor, the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't wear Tommy Hilfiger, she wears Tommy's Over The Hill Nigga.

Yo mama's so poor, her BOSS pants are unemployed.

Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo mama's so poor, she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama's so poor, she sits on the corner with a bunch of roaches singin' "We are family!"

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."

Yo mama's so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating."

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! Next page

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