Yo Mama funny Jokes

Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.

Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.

Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.

Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."

Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.

Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Doritos bag with a dog named Chip.

Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.

Yo mama's so poor, I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

Yo mama's so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Yo mama's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

Yo mama's so poor, her doormat doesn't say "Welcome, " it says "Welfare."

Yo mama's so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you can't go upstairs."

Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"

Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are family!"

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"

Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?"

Yo mama's so poor, when I went to use her bathroom, I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi can talkin' `bout "Wait your turn!"

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she gave me two sticks. I asked her what the sticks were for and she said "One's to hold up the ceiling, the other is to fight off the roaches."

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a shovel and said "May the force be with you."

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "Two buckets to your left."

Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. Yo mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Yo mama's so poor, when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"

Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama's so poor, people rob her house for practice.

Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.

Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirst buster on layaway with food stamps.

Yo mama's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.

Yo mama's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food-stamps.

Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets."

Yo mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood)

Yo mama's so poor, when I sat on the couch a roach said "Get the hell off! I pay rent."

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spaghetti."

Yo mama's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama's so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford the last two letters.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! Next page