Yo Mama funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.

Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get yo family out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.

Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay. Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left, " she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.

Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. Next page