Yo Mama funny Jokes

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath.

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom.

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma's kick-start vibrator.

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama's underwear.

Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you're a liar!

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.

Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.

Yo father has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.

Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.

Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Next page