Yo Mama funny Jokes

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit.

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Chopper One.

Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.

Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.

Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years."

Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.

Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."

Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.

Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.

Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.

Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.

Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."

Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"

Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.

Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."

Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."

Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."

Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."

Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.

Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.

Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."

Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.

Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.

Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.

Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.

Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.

Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code! Next page