Yo Mama funny Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you.

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.

Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.

One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.

Why yo mama on my nuts? Would you come and get her please?

Ho keeps sayin' she wants me... And how she love that gov'ment cheese!

I'll smack the bitch if she don't leave with the backside of my hand, smack her ass in to next week, straight in to the promise land!

Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.

Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.

Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"

Yo mama's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!"

Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.

Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

Yo mama's like a window, always open.

Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.

Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.

Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.

Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

Yo mama's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.

Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! Next page