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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'

There were 11 women holding on to a rope hanging from the helicopter which had rescued them. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.
The pilot yelled to them that one person should let go of the rope, or the rope might break and everyone would die.
They couldn't decide who should go until finally the brunette volunteered to make the sacrifice. She gave a very moving speech, saying she would let go to spare her friends.
Even before she could release her grip, all the blondes started clapping...

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blonds?
Elvis has been sighted.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A Labrador retriever.

What do UFOs and smart blonds have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking along when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

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