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    Acronyms for Clinton and his adminsitration

    Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation

    Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation

    Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland

    Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow

    Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation

    Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic (R)ighteous (Y)uppies

    Gore: (G)ennifer's (O)nly (R)emaining (E)nterprise

    Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology

    Gore: (G)reat (O)ne (R)egulating (E)verything

    Decoding the speeches of Bill Clinton

    Some key definitions to help decode Clinton's speeches. More will be added as the President's meaning becomes clear. Remember, do not attach meaning to words, it's symbolism that is important.

    All - Clinton's constituency. as: We ALL must make sacrifices to restore America's economic health.

    Ask - Clintoneze for legislate. i.e. asking: legislating.

    Campaign promise - actually, this is a misspelling. It really is champagne promise.

    Change - (verb) redefinition of the term "tax cut" to its true meaning, "contribution". (noun) That portion of your income that will now be heading to Washington, As: The change we are asking for is necessary if we are to restore America's (and, uh, Washington's) economy to number one in the world.

    Contribution - that portion of your "excess" income that Washington believes it can make better use of than you. This '90s term is designed to make you feel good while Uncle Sam picks your pocket. Formerly known unpopularly as "taxes" (shhh. don't say the T word out loud, it's not politically correct).

    Courage - Ability to perform a humanitarian act or deed without regard to personal safety or welfare. As: America had the courage to elect Bill Clinton as president.

    First lady - This term has been replaced by the title "co-president"

    Middle class - That portion of society whose range of income extends from the end of the poor to the beginning of the wealthy. Also known as the mule class or the "burdened" class.

    Poor - What the middle class becomes after it makes its contribution.

    Sacrifice - Clintoneze for the act of denying self in order to make your contribution. as: We must sacrifice for the good of all. Formerly known as socialism, it has proven itself effective in places such as China, Cuba, Rumania and the Soviet Union. One need only talk to citizens of these nations to see the effect.

    Spending cuts- What the president promised during his campaign. He will help you make these by asking you to have the courage to make your contribution. as: Increased contributions must be balanced by the appropriate spending cuts.

    We - You, me, us, them. As: You know we must sacrifice for the good of all. Since the president and congress are none of the above, they are not part of we.

    Wealthy - Anyone making $1.00 a year more than you (elected officials are exempt). This is the class of society that, to quote Commerce Secretary, Ron Brown, "made out like bandits during the '80's". Mr. Brown didn't do too shabby himself during that time. He made hundreds of thousands annually lobbying congress on behalf of several major Japanese corporations. Of course now he is just a humble "servant" of the people.

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