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    My men are very brave

    General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"

    "Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."

    "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."

    "I'd like to see that."

    So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

    "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

    "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."

    Speaking with the general

    It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

    A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

    The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

    Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

    The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

    The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

    The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

    The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

    The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

    The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"

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