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    The Colonel's Order

    A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:

    "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so assemble the men in the theater and I will show them films of it."

    EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO COMPANY COMMANDER:

    "By order of the Colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours, Halley's Comet will appear above the battalion area. If it rains, fall the men out in fatigues, then march to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only once every 75 years."

    COMPANY COMMANDER TO LIEUTENANT:

    "By order of the Colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening. The phenomenal Halley's Comet will appear in the theater. In case of rain in the battalion area, the Colonel will give another order, something which occurs once every 75 years."

    LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT:

    "Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the Colonel will appear in the theater with Halley's comet, something which happens every 75 years. If it rains, the Colonel will order the comet into the battalion area."

    SERGEANT TO SQUAD:

    "When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal 75-year-old General Halley, accompanied by the Colonel, will drive his comet through the battalion area theater in fatigues."

    Reward these soldiers for their work

    A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.

    Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated.

    What we've decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We'll start on the left, boys, so what'll it be?"

    Soldier 1: "The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!" General: "Very good son, that's 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds"

    Soldier 2: "The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!"

    General: "Even better son, that's 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds"

    Soldier 3: "The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!"

    General: "That's a strange but fair request, son!

    As the general begins the measurement: "What! Son, where is your left pinky?"

    Soldier 3: "Falkland Island, sahr!"

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