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    Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal.

    Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

    Computer generated voices:

    1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.

    2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!

    1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like, you can leave your name and telephone number...

    2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!

    1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.

    2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!

    You have reached the Business Automation voicemail system. We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. We wouldn't even if we could. So leave your message...

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