Jokes: Funny Answering Machine Messages

Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name":

Sometimes you make a call,

Where you gotta leave your name,

'Cuz I can't come to the phone,

You gotta leave a message here,

right after the tone.

You made a call,

Where you gotta leave your name.

"Camptown Races":

I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.

Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.

Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

No one's here, no one's home,

Leave a message, at the tone.

Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss,

Leave a message, you can reach us.

Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...

So leave a message when you hear the tone.

I'll call you back someday...

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