Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call. If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is. (Coughing loony laughter.)
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
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Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)