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    (Star Trek theme in the background:)

    (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.

    (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Its two semester mission: To seek out your name and your telephone number.

    (Voice 3:) To boldly inform you to wait for the tone.

    (Bad imitations:)

    Picard: Assume standard orbit, Mr. LaForge. Sensor readings, Lieutenant?

    Worf: Scanning, Captain... Strange... No life-forms.

    Picard: Recommendations, Mr. Data?

    Data: Intriguing, Captain. Perhaps we should simply leave a message.

    Borg communications router. Unit addressed unavailable. Hails are irrelevant. Messages are irrelevant. You are irrelevant. Nonetheless, leave message if you wish. Wait for indicative, high frequency, acoustic spike... (Background:) Error, error! Wishes are irrelevant. Acoustic spikes are irrelevant.

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