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    Any change looks terrible at first.

    Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.

    Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

    Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

    Any good strategy will seem ridiculous by the time it is implemented. - Dogbert, in Scott Adams' "Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business"

    Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

    Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion.

    Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

    Any line, however short, is still too long.

    Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used.

    Any producing entity is the last to use its own product.

    Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

    Any smoothly functioning technology is indistinguishable from a "rigged" demo.

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

    Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

    Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

    Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

    Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

    Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.

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