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    A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

    A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.

    A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.

    A penny saved has not been spent.

    A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.

    A penny saved is ridiculous.

    A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.)

    A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.

    A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

    A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside

    A stagnant science is at a standstill.

    A theory is better than its explanation.

    A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

    A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

    Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

    Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.

    Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer

    According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

    According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

    Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

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