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    Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning.

    Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation.

    Pick good people; talent never wears out.

    Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

    Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

    Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!

    Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

    Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.

    Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen.

    Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

    Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry.

    Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

    Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

    Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.

    Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market.

    Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.

    Quality assurance doesn't.

    Quit while your still behind.

    Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle.

    Real programmers don't announce how many times the operations department called them last night.

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