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    Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other language.

    Real programmers don't notch their desks for each completed service request.

    Real programmers don't number paragraph names consecutively.

    Real programmers print only clean compiles.

    Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.

    Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.

    Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

    Repetition does not establish validity.

    Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

    Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

    Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.

    Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.

    Say no, then negotiate.

    Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous.

    Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.

    Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without.

    Self-blame constitutes an exquisite form of self-praise. No matter how severe the adjectives, the conversation remains fixed on oneself. For the last 40 years, all the best people have complained of neurotic disorders. - Lewis Lapham, in "Money and Class in America" (1988)

    Self starters...will not.

    Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

    Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle.

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