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    The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems.

    The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.

    The average man's judgement is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

    The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

    The best laid plans of mice and men are all filed away somewhere.

    The best laid plans of mice and men are usually equal.

    The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.

    The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

    The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

    The best way to realise your dreams is to wake up.

    The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

    The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

    The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.

    The business world worships mediocrity. Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.

    The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

    The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uhh...

    The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

    The chaos in the universe always increases.

    The chief cause of problems is solutions.

    The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

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