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    The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

    The workbench is always untidier than last time.

    The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

    The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back.

    There are no rules around here. We're trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison, remarking about his laboratory

    There are no winners in life...only survivors.

    There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon

    There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.

    There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

    There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know.

    There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

    Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - Washington writer Rozanne Weissman

    The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't.

    Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

    Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.

    Astrology Laws: It's always the wrong time of the month. - Rozanne Weissman

    Avery's Rule of Three: Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job - it's the start of a brand new series of three.

    Baer's Quartet: What's good politics is bad economics; what's bad politics is good economics; what's good economics is bad politics; what's bad economics is good politics. - Eugene Baer (Baer also allows that it can be restated somewhat more compactly as "What's good politics is bad economics and vice versa, vice versa.")

    Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.

    Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

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