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    I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity

    I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.

    I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...)

    I think...therefore I am confused.

    I will get it done when I get it done!

    I would give $1000 to be a millionaire.

    I've got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. - Lee Iacocca

    If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

    If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau

    If a program is useful it will be changed, if it is useless, it will be documented.

    If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.

    If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

    If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.

    If anything can go wrong, it will.

    If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

    If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

    If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your supervisor.

    If at first you don't succeed, cheat!

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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