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    If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.

    If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, promptly develops.

    If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line.

    If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.

    If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you're in trouble.

    If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

    If you throw something away, you will need it the next day.

    If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

    If you understand it, it is obsolete.

    If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

    It works better if you plug it in.

    If you want to get along, go along.

    If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.

    If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

    Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed.

    Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"

    In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

    In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.

    In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

    In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.

    In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

    It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when he's right.

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