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    Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

    Maybe I can't make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn't!

    Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.

    Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

    Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for years on end.

    Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all.

    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

    Most projects require three hands.

    Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere.

    Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.

    Murphy was an optimist.

    My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants.

    Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

    Nature is a mother.

    Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

    Needs are a function of what other people have.

    Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

    Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.

    Never be first to do anything.

    Never be last.

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