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    Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

    Never buy from a rich salesman.

    Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.

    Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

    Never eat prunes when you are famished.

    Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

    Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

    Never invest in anything that eats.

    Never kick a man unless he's down.

    Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

    Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

    Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

    Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.

    Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

    Never tell them what you wouldn't do.

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