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    We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. - C.S. Lewis

    We are often most in the dark when we are the most certain, and most enligthened when we are the most confused.

    We don't have the time or money to do it right, but we'll have time and money to do it over again.

    We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

    We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

    We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.

    We'll worry about that when we get there.

    We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

    We've always done it that way!

    Wet manure is slippery. - OSHA discovery

    What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

    What you don't do is always more important than what you do.

    What you resist, you become.

    Whatever goes around, comes around.

    Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

    Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

    When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

    When a lie fails, the truth saves what remained.

    When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

    When all else fails, read the instructions.

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