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    Peter's Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.

    Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)

    Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

    Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

    Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

    Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

    Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

    Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic Prototypes: First Law - Any pre-cut equipment is too short; this is specially true of optic fiber cables with expensive connectors at both ends. Second Law - If n electronic components are required, n-1 are available. Third Law (also known as "Selective Gravitational Field") - Any tool escaping manipulator's hands will not necessarily follow Earth's gravitational field, but will land in the most unreachable location in the prototype, smashing on its way the most expensive component of the prototype; this will know only one exception if the tool is particularly heavy, in which case it will land on the manipulator's foot. Fourth Law - When proteup first, thankfully leaving the fuses intact. Fifth Law - Prototype npn blackboxes actually hold pnp transistors, and vice-versa. Sixth Law - A quartz oscillator oscillates at a frequency off the rated one by a minimum of 25%, if it does oscillate at all. Seventh Law - When the prototype has been fully assembled according to lab instructions, a minimum of 11 components are left.

    Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

    Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do the work.

    Weinberg's Corollary: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

    Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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