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    A blind pilot is flying this plane?

    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.

    Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

    Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?"

    Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses that day. People scattered not only trying to change planes but also trying to change airlines!

    Don't be on this flight

    This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

    "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

    "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

    "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

    "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

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