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    A good chess player

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

    "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

    Three very tough mice

    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

    The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

    The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

    Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

    Steven Wright on dogs

    The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

    I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.

    I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

    I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

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