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    The preacher buys a parrot

    A preacher is buying a parrot.

    "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

    "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

    "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

    "Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

    "I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot

    A burglar is in big trouble

    A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

    "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

    To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

    An amazing talking dog

    A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

    Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

    Man: "What covers a house?"

    Dog: "Roof!"

    Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

    Dog: "Rough!"

    Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

    Dog: "Ruth!"

    Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

    The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

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