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    I think that I'm a chicken

    Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

    Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

    Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

    Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

    This dog is acting bad

    While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

    A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"

    To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him."

    Cat technical support problems

    This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

    Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

    When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

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