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    Question and answer animal jokes

    Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
    A: Because they don't know the words.

    Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
    A: To a crow bar.

    Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
    A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.

    Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
    A: Look at the orange mama laid.

    Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
    A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

    Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
    A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

    Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
    A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

    Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
    A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
    Question and answer animal jokes

    Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
    A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

    Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
    A: The outside.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
    A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

    Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
    A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

    Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
    A: Too many cheetahs.

    Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

    Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
    A: To the retail store.

    Q: What kind of dog tells time?
    A: A watch dog.

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