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    Question and answer animal jokes
    Q: What has four legs and an arm?
    A: A happy pit bull.

    Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
    A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

    Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
    A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

    Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
    A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!

    Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
    A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.

    Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
    A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
    A: Elephino.

    Question and answer animal jokes

    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
    A: Holes all over Australia.

    Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
    A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

    Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
    A: Chicken's day off.

    Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
    A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

    Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
    A: To try to forget.

    Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
    A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.

    Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
    A: A giraffic jam.

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