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Yo mama's so dark, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.

Yo mama's so dark, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.

Yo mama's so dark, she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama's so dark, she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama's so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so dark, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama's so dark, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so dark, she makes night look like day.

Yo mama's so dark, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mama's so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "Uncle!"

Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall. Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, she's larger than life.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.

Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama's so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones, " she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she's on a new diet... slim slow.

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama's so fat, she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a sofa.

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator. Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Fuck it, they don't pay me enough!"

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! Next page

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