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Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.

Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles.

Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right."

Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on.

Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.

Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye."

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers.

Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob.

Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me.

Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest.

Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.

Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.

Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.

Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.

Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.

Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!

Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.

Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.

Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.

Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.

Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.

Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.

Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.

Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama's got everything a man could want.

Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!

Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.

Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.

Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.

Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.

Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.

Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.

Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.

Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.

Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.

Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.

Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.

Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.

Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.

Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.

Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.

Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.

Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."

Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.

Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."

Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.

Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.

Yo mama's got shark teeth.

Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."

Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.

Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.

Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.

Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.

Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.

Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Next page

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