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A blond, a brunette and a red head go to a party. The cops come to raid the party, so the three girls jump into potato sacks.
The cops come to the potatoe sack with the brunette, they kick it and she says "woof" so, they say, oh it's just a dog.
They go to the one with the red head in it, they kick it and she says "meow" they say, oh it's just a cat.
They go to the blonde and kick it she says "potato"

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. the blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

What did the blond say when asked if he believed in smoking?
"Yes, I've seen it done."

Do blondes smoke after sex?
"Dunno, I never looked."

Why did the blond take two hits of acid?
He wanted to go on a round trip.

Why did the blond snort Nutra-Sweet?
He thought it was Diet Coke.

What do you call ten blonds standing around in a circle?
A dope ring.

How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.

Three blondes walked into a bar. The bartender asked the first what she wanted. She replied "I'll have a bl." He thought a moment and then asked her "What's a bl?" She replied, "Well, duh, a bl is a Bud Lite."
He turned to the second one and asked what she wanted. She replied "Make mine a ml." He thought ok, if a bl is Bud Lite, then ml could be Michelob or something, and said, "OK, what's a ml?" She replied, "Well, duh, it's a Miller Lite."
He then turned to the third one and asked what she wanted. She replied "I'll have a 15." He said, "Ok, bl is Bud Lite, and ml is Miller Lite, but I have never heard of a 15. What is it?" She said, "Well, duh, it's a 7-7."

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