There is a $10 bill in the middle of the street, and there are three people : A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and santa claus. Who picks up the $10 bill?
Answer: The dumb blinde, because the other two don't exist!
Q : Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A : Because she thought her pad had wings.
What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts?
What's the difference between a blond and a shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What is a blond doing when he holds his hands over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
What do you call a blond with brain damage?
Why are rectal thermometers banned for use in blondes?
They cause too much brain damage.
How do blonde brain cells die?
What do you call blonde brain cells?
Why are blondes immune to Mad Cow Disease?
It only affects the brain.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Why is a blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
It swells at night.
Why is it so hard to find a blond's brains?
You have to look very closely in his pants.