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Blonde's Cooking Diary :-

Monday:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden?
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Good night Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Q : Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A : Because she thought her pad had wings.

What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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