A blonde walks into Burger King and asks for Chicken McNuggets.
Jump Off A Building
There was a blonde and a brunette, the both wanted to jump off of a building. To make it a little more exciting, they made a bet to see who would hit the ground first. They both jump at the exact time. Who hit the ground first?
Answer : The brunette did, because the blonde stopped half way to ask for directions.
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
How do you confuse a blond?
Ask him to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Why does it work?
"Does three come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"