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Make A Wish
One day a blonde, burnette, and a red head found a genie bottle while hiking. The blonde rubbed it,and out popped a genie.
He said, "I will grant you each 1 wish" The genie also stated that you have to jump off the moutian while making your wish.
So the burnette went first. "I wish I was a bird" so she jumped off the cliff and turned into a beautiful bird and fly away.
The red head went next. "I wish I was an angle" So she jumped off the cliff and turned into a lovely angle and fly away.
Now it was the blonde's turn as she was making the wish she fell off the cliff and yelled,"Shit!" so she turned into a pile of smelly shit!

Sex Of The Babies
A blonde, brunette and a red-head where sitting in the doctors office discussing what the sex of their babies might be.
The brunette says "I am going to have a boy because I was on top during sex".
The red-head says "I am going to have a girl becuase I was underneath during sex".
The blonde stands up and yells "OH MY GOD! ... I AM GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!!!!"

Why do all blonds all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Finger on chin - I don't know. Hits forehead - Oh I get it
How does a blonde high-five?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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