A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were
running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three
gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette
suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right
before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it,
and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He
kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow."
He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the
blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
A blond guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young
woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him,
"Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."
The blond goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of
Lesbia are you from?"
A blond and his gal were embracing passionately in the
front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want
to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here
in the front seat with you."
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the
plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency
cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells
"Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"